TGIF, folks. I kicked off the weekend with regurgitated soy-formula pooled in my belly button (which is strangely deep now, thanks to two Buckley spawn). Yes, Nash managed to spit up down my shirt collar, because spitting up ON my shirt would be too easy. After mopping it up with the nearest baby wipe, Piper [...]
Category: Parenting
Toddlers are gross
We transitioned Piper to a "big girl" bed earlier this year to free up the crib for Nash. It was surprisingly painless. Following Nash's July birth, we also moved the monitor out of her room and into the nursery. Now, before you think we're bad parents for not keeping all eyes on Piper's sleep patterns [...]
Fat shaming, Oh Baby.
I have a running list of PSAs in my head. You know, the reoccurring thoughts you have every time something drives you batty - but there isn't a true audience to endure your internal monologue. For the last 28 years, my main internal PSA has been: Public restrooms and the habits of nasty women. A [...]
